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CAITLIN CLARK MIGHT BE BIGGER THAN THE ATHLETE OF THE YEAR — SHE IS AMERICA
MAKE THIS SIMPLE FOR THE BEARS: HIRE KLIFF KINGSBURY, WHO DEVELOPED DANIELS
FINISHED IN THE NFL, RODGERS SHOULD REPLACE BRADY IN THE FOX SPORTS BOOTH
WELCOME TO THE NATIONAL TITLE GAME, 20 DAYS TOO SOON, WITH A `LUNATIC FRINGE'
SAQUON BARKLEY DESERVES THE NFL RUSHING RECORD, EVEN IF DICKERSON SAYS OTHERWISE
WHAT IF I CAME BACK TO CHICAGO AND SCRUTINIZED THE WORST TEAMS ON EARTH?
A SCAM: WOULDN’T KEVIN WARREN BUY INTO SCHEFTER’S QUID PRO QUO WITH CARROLL?
NETFLIX SHOWS MAHOMES TO THE WORLD, WITH EARLY FLAWS, ON A NEW CHRISTMAS
WHEN ELIN HUGS TIGER WOODS AFTER CHARLIE’S ACE, IT’S A CHRISTMAS MOMENT
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO JOEL EMBIID, WHO MENACED AND SCREAMED AT A FEMALE REF
AT NORFOLK STATE, A WONDERFUL DOG SHOULD ACCOMPANY MICHAEL VICK AT ALL TIMES
WITH $76 BILLION ARRIVING, NBA SEES TV RATINGS PLUNGE IN A THREE-POINT BORE
BEN JOHNSON IS URGED TO IGNORE THE BEARS, WHO DON’T DESERVE A REAL COACH
SO FAR, WE DON’T HAVE A COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYOFF AS LANE KIFFIN MAKES SENSE
HE WAS TOO FAST TO DIE TOO YOUNG, BUT RICKEY HENDERSON ALSO MADE US LAUGH
A FRIGID NIGHT IN SOUTH BEND TAPS NEW THRILLS, AS TOUCHDOWN JESUS DANCES
AS TRINITY RODMAN RISES TO SUPERSTARDOM, DENNIS CONTINUES TO BE A BUM
FINALLY, SAMMY SOSA MANAGES THE A-WORD AND DESERVES HIS PLACE IN CUBDOM
ESPN CRASHES IN FRAT-BOY SCANDALS, THANKS TO LEE FITTING AND JOHN SKIPPER
WHEN THE CUBS WANT TO IMPRESS TUCKER, WHY ARE THEY TRADING BELLINGER?
THE BEARS ARE A NATIONAL FOLLY — DOUG KRAMER JR.? — AS POLES AWAITS HIS FIRING
IS THIS THE YEAR WHEN JOSH ALLEN, WITH A FIANCEE, OVERCOMES TAYLOR SWIFT?
NO GREATER JOY THAN A DUAL THREAT AS TRAVIS HUNTER AWAITS HIS BLAZE IN THE NFL
WILL TOM RICKETTS GIVE KYLE TUCKER HIS $450 MILLION OR GO CHICAGO-CHEAP?
ANOTHER WRECK FOR THE BEARS: BELICHICK IN COLLEGE BECAUSE OF HALAS HALL
HOW TO RESCUE LEBRON? HE MUST APPROVE A TRADE — TO CURRY AND THE WARRIORS
BELICHICK MIGHT FAIL AT NORTH CAROLINA, SO WHAT ABOUT VRABEL — IN CHICAGO?
JUAN SOTO WINS THE BIGGEST CONTRACT IN SPORTS HISTORY, THANKS TO A WOLF
IT’S TIME TO SIT CALEB WILLIAMS FOR THE SEASON, IF NOTHING ELSE FROM THOMAS BROWN
THE PLAYOFFS! CAN CHALAMET EXPLAIN WHAT’S WRONG WITH ALABAMA AND BOISE STATE?
WHERE OH WHERE IS KEVIN WARREN AS BELICHICK INTERVIEWS AT NORTH CAROLINA?
IF BASEBALL ERODES TO A CRAZY “GOLDEN AT-BAT,” JUAN SOTO DESERVES $1 BILLION
WHEN THE NFL IS OVERRUN BY CONCUSSIONS, AN EXECUTIVE DEFENDS HIS GOON
WE DON’T NEED MORE FLAG-PLANTING AT THE FIRST COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYOFF
WHO IS “A LEADER OF MEN” AS KEVIN WARREN TAKES OVER HALAS HALL FROM POLES?
SAQUON BARKLEY CHASES NFL HISTORY AS ALLEN EXCELS AND MAKES SNOW ANGELS
GEORGE MCCASKEY IS THE REAL VILLAIN OF HALAS HALL AND SHOULD BE REMOVED
THE RYAN DAY ERA IS OVER — WHILE MICHIGAN PLANTS FLAGS AND WE ARE STUNNED
FIRING EBERFLUS MEANS THE BEARS CAN SCREW UP YET ANOTHER COACHING HIRE
BLOWING A KILLER TIMEOUT MEANS EBB-ER-FLUS — JIM NANTZ SAID SO — WASTES WILLIAMS
OF COURSE, SNELL SIGNS WITH THE DODGERS AS BASEBALL RELEGATES TO 29 TEAMS
WILL WE WATCH JUJU WATKINS OR DAN HURLEY OR COOPER FLAGG — OR ALL THREE?
WHEN JOHN IS 3-0 AND JIM IS 0-3, THE HARBAUGH BOWL IS A LOPSIDED NFL RIVALRY
CALEB WILLIAMS REMINDS THE BEARS OF HIS GREATNESS — WHO’S THE NEXT COACH?
OHIO STATE MOCKS CURT CIGNETTI AND CARRIES ON TO CHAMPIONSHIP DREAMS
WE ENJOY ROBERT KRAFT’S SNEAKERS, BUT PLEASE PUT HIM IN THE HALL OF FAME
AFTER MY PEAK ERA OF “AROUND THE HORN,” I SAW A RATINGS CRASH AND CRINGED
WHEN KNECHT MEANS CONNECT AND SILENCES LEBRON ONLINE, THE LAKERS HAVE HOPE
WATCHING NADAL AT THE FRENCH OPEN THEATER WAS AN UNCONQUERABLE THRILL
INDIANA BECOMES OUR NATIONAL HOPE AS GOOGLE SPITS OUT TOMMY TUBERVILLE
ATHLETES ARE HAVING A BASH WITH THE TRUMP DANCE, CONTRARY TO MATT GAETZ
BARKLEY WILL BRING BACK VIEWERS TO ESPN BUT NOT WITHOUT HARSH POTSHOTS
A LIFELESS HALAS HALL MUST ANSWER — ANOTHER NEW COACH — IN A FURIOUS NFL
ANOTHER EBER-GOOSE FROM EBERFLUS — WHY KICK? — CAUSES AN AGONIZING LOSS
MIKE TYSON BOOED AS A $20 MILLION CON MAN IN LOSING A FAKE FIGHT TO … JAKE PAUL
DEAR CHICAGO: NEVER PAY $30 A MONTH FOR THREE TEAMS THAT SHOULD PAY YOU
IN FAIRNESS TO GIANNIS, TRADE HIM AND LET HIM REGAIN HIS ALL-TIME EMINENCE
DEION SANDERS APPLIES THE ANTI-CALEB RULE TO PROTECT HIS SON IN THE DRAFT
AARON RODGERS WANTS TO PLAY AGAIN — AND HE’S THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS SO
TIME FOR CALEB WILLIAMS TO OVERCOME CHICAGO-ITIS AND MAKE DENZEL HAPPY
LOSE WORK FOR A FOREHEAD INSULT, YET BEADLE IS FINE AFTER USING THE N-WORD
THE BEARS ARE BEYOND FIRING EBERFLUS — THEY HAVE DEADENED CHICAGO AGAIN
DON’T LOOK NOW, BUT DEION IS THE REAL “COACH PRIME” AND EYES THE PLAYOFFS
IF JORDAN LEAVES, A FOOLISH NASCAR KNOWS THE DEMISE OF BULLS AND WHITE SOX
THE JOY OF LAMAR JACKSON, AGAIN YOUR MVP, NEEDS TO END WITH A CHAMPIONSHIP
HERE’S THE AMERICAN PLAN: CARRY ON, LIKE KERR, RATHER THAN WEEP FOR KAMALA
DONALD TRUMP RETURNS IN RED AND LEAVES AMERICA IN ANOTHER POLARIZED INFERNO
ON A SURREAL ELECTION DAY, LET’S JUST WATCH SAQUON BARKLEY OVER AND OVER
SO, WHO IS THE NEXT COACH OF THE CHICAGO BEARS? BEN JOHNSON? TIM WALZ?
MUSHY SPORTS COLUMNISTS LOSE WHEN JOEL EMBIID SHOVES MARCUS HAYES
CHICAGO KEEPS KILLING BASEBALL WHEN THE WORLD SERIES ATTRACTS 15.8 MILLION
THIS COUNTRY HAS TOO MUCH AT STAKE TO CARE ABOUT SPORTS ENDORSEMENTS
DODGERS MIGHT NEVER LOSE AGAIN AFTER WINNING ANOTHER WORLD SERIES
ONLY IN NEW YORK CAN CREEPY RIGHT-FIELD FANS OVERTAKE THE WORLD SERIES
AS AARON JUDGE PLUMMETS, CONGRATULATE THE DODGERS FOR A MAD BLOWOUT
IS TYRIQUE THE TERRIBLE WORSE THAN STEVE BARTMAN AND 121 WHITE SOX LOSSES?
TAGOVAILOA SURVIVES HIS FIRST PERILOUS COMEBACK AND LOSES A GAME — WHY?
HAIL SCARY! THE BEARS DESERVED TO LOSE BECAUSE THEIR COACHES ARE WOEFUL
OHTANI INJURED A SHOULDER FOR NO GOOD REASON, AS DODGERS TAKE A 2-0 LEAD
FREDDIE FREEMAN BROUGHT BACK 1988 AND WON FOR EVERYONE — HIS SON, ALWAYS
RETIREMENT IS BEST FOR KAWHI AND EMBIID WHEN THEY MISS WAY TOO MUCH TIME
THIS IS A SERIES FOR THOSE WHO LOVE (AND LOATHE) NEW YORK AND LOS ANGELES
WHY WORRY ABOUT THE CHIEFS AND MAHOMES WHEN A TOP RECEIVER IS ARRIVING?
CHICAGO FANS ARE OWED MUCH MORE — MANFRED GULPS AND GAMES ARE A TV JOKE
AS BRONNY CLEANS UP THE CEREAL, THE LAKERS LOOKED GOOD FOR JJ REDICK
TUA, WATSON, MAHOMES — WHERE IS TOM BRADY, WHO SHOULD RETIRE FROM FOX?
A BUSTLING NBA BEGINS WITH LEBRON-BRONNY — AGAIN? — AND ANGRY CELTICS
THIS IS A MAGICALLY GLORIOUS WORLD SERIES, WITH MONSTROUS POWER (SEE SOTO)
THE CHARM OF COLLEGE FOOTBALL: A 12-TEAM PLAYOFF CREATES MANY DREAMS
WHY TONY BENNETT LEFT HIS HEART IN CHARLOTTESVILLE: THE GAME RUINED HIM
JB PRITZKER MUST USE A BULLHORN AND REPEAT THE WORDS: GET LOST, JERRY
JAY CUTLER IS ARRESTED AFTER, YEARS AGO, EJECTING ME FROM A CHICAGO CLUB
AMERICA NEEDS A DODGERS-YANKEES WORLD SERIES AS BASEBALL DRIVES RATINGS
REINSDORF CAN’T CONTROL COMCAST AND — HOORAY! — IS SELLING THE WHITE SOX
WHATEVER THE DODGERS ARE DOING, IT'S WORKING, EVEN IF ROBERTS TELLS FOX FIRST
THE PISSANT IS SELLING THE WHITE SOX — BYE, JERRY — EVEN IF NASHVILLE IS NEXT
A HEART, A TANTRUM, A THREAT AND DAVANTE ADAMS: NFL COACHES CRY FOR HELP
WHERE ARE JUDGE AND OHTANI AS THE YANKEES AND DODGERS EYE THE WORLD SERIES?
KNOWING THE BOLD TRUTH ABOUT BULLPENS, MARK PRIOR CULTIVATES HISTORY
THE IDENTITY HAS ARRIVED — CHICAGO, MEET CALEB — AND HERE COMES DANIELS
OREGON BEATS ANOTHER TIME-ZONE TRAVELER IN A BIG TEN WAY UP IN THE AIR
WATCHING THE DODGERS SURVIVE — KIKE-MANIA! YAMAMOTO! — LEAVES US SPENT
THE ROOF WAS SLANTED FOR HURRICANES, YET MILTON WRECKED TROPICANA FIELD
A BILLION DOLLARS BETTER BE ENOUGH FOR THE DODGERS, AS THE "OMG" METS WIN
SALEH’S FIRING ONLY REINFORCES THE OBVIOUS: RODGERS SHOULD HAVE RETIRED
LEBRON JAMES ALWAYS IS A FATHER OF THE YEAR, MAKING HISTORY WITH BRONNY
WHEN FOOLS THROW BASEBALLS AT DODGER STADIUM, PADRES ARE IN CONTROL
METS BRING JOY TO OCTOBER, IF AN ALL-NEW YORK WORLD SERIES IS PROBLEMATIC
THE TWILIGHT OF AARON RODGERS IS DIFFICULT TO WATCH AND SHOULD END SOON
COLLEGE FOOTBALL IS MAGNIFICENT, SO DON’T BLOW IT WITH A “SUPER LEAGUE”
SAD AS IT SEEMS, DAVE ROBERTS MUST REACH THE WORLD SERIES TO KEEP HIS JOB
TRAVIS HUNTER DESERVES THE HEISMAN IN A WORLD OF MULTIPLE-THREAT IDOLS
JORDAN IS A “VICTIM” WHO SUES A NASCAR “BULLY,” WHICH IS FUNNY UNTIL HE WINS
JUDGE AND OHTANI AWAIT IN PLAYOFFS, BUT ROB MANFRED ANGERS MORE FANS
PETE ROSE SHOULD REACH THE HALL OF FAME, BUT NOT UNTIL IT’S MUCH TOO LATE
THE NFL DROOLS OVER JAYDEN DANIELS, AS CALEB WINS WITH BLAH EFFICIENCY
IN SURVIVAL MODE AT ALABAMA, KALEN DEBOER MAKES NICK SABAN A BACKDROP
ONLY IN CHICAGO CAN THE WHITE SOX LOSE 121 GAMES AND CRITICS ARE “ANTI-SEMITIC”
ARE WE HEADED TO A RACIAL BRAWL AT A WNBA GAME, AS WORDS GROW UGLIER?
ONCE A LOVELY VIEW, THE COLISEUM IN OAKLAND IS OFFICIALLY A MAUSOLEUM
FAVRE RIPPED OFF THE UNDERPRIVILEGED, DESPITE HIS PARKINSON’S DIAGNOSIS
PAY ME BIG NIL MONEY OR I'LL LEAVE AT 3-0 — WELCOME TO COLLEGE FOOTBALL 2024
THE WORST SHAME IN SPORTS HISTORY HAS WHITE SOX FANS ROOTING FOR INFAMY
JERRY JONES MEASURES UP, FOR SURE, BUT NOT FOR ANOTHER SUPER BOWL IN YEAR 29
CALEB IS 1-2, FIELDS IS 3-0 — AND SOON, MATT EBERFLUS SHOULD BE ON THE HOT SEAT
WHEN A YOUNG STAR STAYS ALL NIGHT IN A CASINO, BASEBALL HAS SERIOUS WOES
THE GREATEST PERFORMANCE INCLUDES A LUCKY FAN WHO KEPT OHTANI’S 50TH
OHTANI TOPS 50-50: THE SLUG-AND-RUN MASTERY OF THE GREATEST PLAYER EVER
HOW FUN IS COLLEGE FOOTBALL? LANE KIFFIN COULD WIN THE NATIONAL TITLE
WOJ RETURNS TO REAL LIFE AND DUMPS HIS ESPN “INSIDER” ROLE INTO OBLIVION
BRITTNEY GRINER WANTED TO FIRE PUNCHES, HARDLY A GOOD POST-RUSSIA LOOK
GUESS WHOSE TEAMS ARE ON UHF? REINSDORF, WHO ALSO HAS RUINED TV SPORTS
BELICHICK RIPS THE BEARS, WHO WON’T BE HIRING HIM WHEN JERRY JONES WILL
OF COURSE, JIM HARBAUGH IS OVERCOMING BROTHER JOHN IN HIS NFL COMEBACK
TIME FOR CALEB WILLIAMS TO WAKE UP THE BEARS BEFORE THEY DESTROY HIM
DON’T TELL THE MANNINGS, BUT ARCH SUDDENLY IS BIGGER THAN PEYTON AND ELI
WHY NOT BARACK OBAMA? AS WNBA BOSS, HE CAN EXAMINE RACIAL PROBLEMS
THE ONLY OPTION IN TAGOVAILOA’S SAD CAREER: RETIRE AND PROTECT YOUR HEAD
SHOULD I HIRE A JEWISH ATTORNEY AND TAKE DOWN JERRY REINSDORF’S ASS?
NOTHING BOOMS LIKE THE NFL, EVEN WITH WATSON, AS IT FIXES KICKOFFS AND OVERTIME
YIKES! TAYLOR SWIFT ENDORSES HARRIS WHILE MAHOMES’ WIFE LIKES TRUMP
TYREEK HILL MISTREATED THE POLICE AND IS DEAD WRONG IN A DEBATE-MAD STORY
WHY DID AARON RODGERS RETURN IF THE JETS ARE ROUTED ON MONDAY NIGHT?
WHY DID FOX GIVE $375 MILLION TO TOM BRADY AS THE WORST ANALYST EVER?
TYREEK HILL NEEDS TO BEHAVE — RIGHT? — IF HE WANTS TITLE GLORY IN MIAMI
JANNIK SINNER IS A U.S. OPEN CHAMPION — AND SOME OF US WONDER WHY
IN SPITE OF A SHAKY WILLIAMS, BEARS WIN WITHOUT HIM: DEFENSE, SIMONE BILES
WHEN NOTRE DAME LOSES TO NORTHERN ILLINOIS, COLLEGE FOOTBALL STILL KILLS
WHO NEEDS A MANNING WHEN QUINN EWERS MIGHT WIN A TITLE AND A HEISMAN?
AS JORDAN LOVE SEES DOCTORS, THE NFL MUST PROTECT PLAYERS ON BRAZILIAN SOD
TOEING THE LINE: CHIEFS WIN AGAIN AS POOR LAMAR JACKSON BLAMES THE REFEREE
WE WOULD LEARN MORE ABOUT NFL OWNERS BY CORRALLING TEAM PUBLICISTS
CALEB WILLIAMS HAS TO WIN REAL BIG, OR CHICAGO SHOULD GIVE UP ON THE NFL
I HAVE FOUND THE PERFECT PLACE TO WATCH A SPORTS EVENT ON PLANET EARTH
THE BRILLIANCE OF COLLEGE FOOTBALL: PRANCING WINNERS, BIGGER LOSERS
WHEN AN ATHLETE IS SHOT IN A SHOPPING DISTRICT, CITIES NEED URGENT HELP
SEEING A RENDERING OF JERRY REINSDORF’S NEW STADIUM JUST MAKES US SICK
NO ONE CREATES MORE FUN THAN OHTANI — IN SPORTS — BUT JUDGE HAS TO WIN
IF WE AREN’T WATCHING SPORTS MEDIA, WHY BOTHER COVERING THE STORIES?
FROM FOUR GRAND SLAMS TO A DAUNTING 25, CARLOS ALCARAZ NEEDED A BREAK
JOHNNY HOCKEY IS DEAD, AS A VULNERABLE CYCLIST, THANKS TO A DRUNK DRIVER
TOM BRADY SHOULD TELL THE RAIDERS NO OR LEAVE FOX SPORTS AS AN ANALYST
WHY MESS WITH TIME-WASTING KICKOFFS AND JUST GIVE A RETURNER THE FOOTBALL?
WILL THE DENVER POST SUPPORT SEAN KEELER WHEN A CHICAGO PAPER WAS CORRUPT?
MAHOMES, HIS WIFE AND TAYLOR ARE NO. 1 … AND STROUD IS NO. 2 IN OUR QB DRAMA METER
JANNIK SINNER GOT AWAY WITH SINS WHEN FERNANDO TATIS — AND OTHERS — DID NOT
WHAT ELSE? DEION, GAMBLING, ALABAMA DIRT, HUMAN TRAFFICKING AND STALIONS
IF AARON JUDGE HITS 63 HOMERS, PLEASE DISMISS BONDS AND THE ASTERISKED
THIS IS THE BEST OF CAITLIN CLARK, WHO CAN DRESS AND TALK AS SHE PREFERS
COLLEGE FOOTBALL KEEPS SPINNING OUR HEADS, WITH MAGIC AND CONFUSION UP CLOSE
IF HE WORKED FOR ME IN THE NBA, STEVE KERR WOULD NOT SPEAK AT THE DNC
TOM BRADY IS THE NEW ROASTER AND CAN’T AFFORD TO GO SOFT AT $375 MILLION
AS CALEB WILLIAMS BLURS CHICAGO, HE SHOULD TAKE SIMONE BILES SHOPPING
WE GET FUNNY LOOKS, BUT AMERICANS KEEP LOVING THE PREMIER LEAGUE
AN OUTRAGEOUS SEASON: ARMS KILL DODGERS, FILL-IN-LOSS SOX TRASHED BY OZZIE
CALEB’S BEAR CLAW IS GREAT ON AUG. 14, BUT QBS ARE WRETCHEDLY VULNERABLE
HOW IN THE NAME OF TOM CRUISE WILL LOS ANGELES SCREW UP THE PARIS VISION?
A PERFECT BEACH, AT THE EIFFEL TOWER, REMINDS OWNERS TO POUND SAND
HERE COMES A STORYBOOK, WHEN THE BASKETBALL WORLD NEEDED A REMINDER
NOAH LYLES WAS WRONG IN SECRETLY RUNNING AN OLYMPICS 200 WITH COVID-19
SCHEME TEAM? A CRAZY FRENCH SCENE SMELLS AN ALL-TIME UPSET OF TEAM USA
AMERICA’S BEST COACH IN PARIS: EMMA HAYES, WHO SEES GOLD IN A MAD RUSH
VIEW FROM PARIS SAYS THE OLYMPICS WON, WITH U.S.-WEMBY POSSIBLY IN THE END
HARD KNOCKS? RODGERS, IN TWILIGHT, STILL FACES THE NFL’S MOST PRESSURE
WHETHER ATHLETES ARE WOMEN OR MEN OR TRANSGENDER CAN’T BE RESOLVED YET
NOAH LYLES IS NOT USAIN BOLT, BUT HE DID WIN THE WILDEST OF PHOTO FINISHES
JIM HARBAUGH HASN’T BEEN RE-BORN: HIS 15-0 MICHIGAN PROGRAM WAS A SCAM
THE USUAL GOLD IS READY FOR TEAM USA, YET WAGNER DID DUNK OVER VICTOR
LET’S NOT REFER TO TRINITY RODMAN, AN AMERICAN HERO, AS DENNIS’ DAUGHTER
LEON MARCHAND WON’T BE TARZAN, BUT HE MIGHT BE MICHAEL PHELPS REPRISED
AN AMERICAN TREASURE WILL KEEP SWIMMING, WITH THE MOST MEDALS OF ALL
BILES HAS CAPTURED AMERICA, WITH DOUBLE GLORY BRINGING MAJOR AUDIENCES
LET THE WHITE SOX DIE WITHOUT A NEW STADIUM AS THEY APPROACH 40-122 MADNESS
WHERE IS CURRY AS TEAM USA AWAITS CANADA AND REAL OLYMPIC CONTENDERS?
PEPE LE PEW MIGHT BE ARRIVING FOR “THE LAST SUPPER” AND A DIRTY RIVER
SIMONE BILES IS DOMINANT, IN HER MIND AND BODY, AND IS HALFWAY TO MAJESTY
IN HIS FIRST CRISIS, STEVE KERR MUST AVOID “NBA B-S” WITH JAYSON TATUM
BELIEVE IT OR NOT, KELCE IS IN CAMP AFTER THE WILDEST JOYRIDE OF A LIFETIME
THE MINIMIZING OF MEDIA AND THE THANKFUL END OF ESPN’S “AROUND THE HORN”
DURANT IS CAPTAIN AMERICA, REMEMBER, AS LEBRON BEGINS TO LEAD A NATION
LEDECKY’S IMMENSE LEGACY IS INTACT, BUT IT WAS HARD WATCHING HER LOSE
A STUNNING CEREMONY WAS BEYOND MAGICAL, BUT PARIS IS DEALING WITH VILLAINS
MAHOMES SHOULD BE WORSHIPPED — SHAME ON RAIDERS WHEN PIERCE IS BROKE
WHEN ATHLETES APPRECIATE TRUMP OR HARRIS, THIS IS THE LAND OF THE FREE
CHEATING, VIOLENCE, POLITICS: WELCOME TO THE BEAUTIFUL 2024 OLYMPICS
JERRY JONES SETTLES A PATERNITY LAWSUIT AND MIGHT WANT TO GO AWAY FOR GOOD
WOULD THE GODS EXPLAIN WHY TROUT WENT SOUTH AS OHTANI CHASES GLORY?
DOES CHICAGO KNOW REINSDORF IS TURNING AN AGING ARENA INTO STADIUM 2.0?
BRENNAMAN DID HIS IMPORTANT LIFE WORK AND DESERVES A SECOND CHANCE
IF LAMAR JACKSON IS “THE GREATEST QUARTERBACK EVER,” WHY IS HE 2-4?
BARKLEY AND TNT SHOULD MOVE ASIDE FOR AMAZON, IN A STREAMING CULTURE
IN A SHOCKER, GREEN BAY HAS QB DRAMA WITH LOVE AFTER RODGERS AND FAVRE
WITH AMERICA IN POLITICAL TATTERS, WE’LL TRY TO TOUCH LIVES … IN PARIS?
THE BIGGEST NAME IN AMERICAN GOLF IS XANDER SCHAUFFELE, NOT SCHEFFLER
TEAM USA IS NO LOCK TO WIN ANYTHING, INCLUDING A GAME WITH SOUTH SUDAN
THE WNBA IS WORTH OUR TIME, BUT TO GROW, THE WOMEN NEED THE NBA’S HELP
IF TIGER IS ON OPIOIDS, AS AN ANALYST SAID, HE SHOULD RETIRE AND GET HELP
CHICAGO BEARS BOTCH A CHANCE TO MAKE CALEB WILLIAMS HAPPY, OF COURSE
HOW DOES IT FEEL IN CHICAGO AFTER A DAY WITHOUT A PRINTED NEWSPAPER?
RORY, TIGER AND KEEGAN BRADLEY: WHERE IS GOLF AND WHERE IS SCHEFFLER?
DON’T STOP AT SKIP BAYLESS — ELIMINATE THE WORST OF DAILY PROGRAMMING
NO NBA PLAYER IS BIGGER TODAY THAN SELFLESS, TITLE-DRIVEN JALEN BRUNSON
LIONEL MESSI ENTERED A CHAOTIC U.S. STADIUM, SOBBED, WON — AND MIGHT GO AWAY
SPAIN JUST WINS: CARLOS ALCARAZ HAS FOUR MAJOR TITLES WHEN HE’S ONLY 21
SOMEONE SHOOTS TRUMP IN MY DAD’S HOMETOWN — WILL WE MAKE IT TO NOV. 5?
PAUL SKENES WANTS TO THROW NO-HITTERS, DATE LIVVY DUNNE AND SAVE AMERICA
JAYLEN BROWN BELONGS ON THE U.S. OLYMPIC TEAM, AS GRANT HILL KNOWS
COLLEGE FOOTBALL? MIKE GUNDY HAS DRIVEN DRUNK “A THOUSAND TIMES”
SAD TO SAY, BUT KAWHI LEONARD SHOULD RETIRE AND HAND BACK THE MILLIONS
WATCH THE NBA’S TANKERS CONGREGATE TO FIX GAMES AND DRAFT COOPER FLAGG
TEAM USA WANTS TO VISIT THE LOUVRE IN PARIS, BUT MIGHT IT BE THE LUGE?
THOMPSON COULD WIN A FIFTH TITLE, BUT WARRIORS ARE THE LAST NBA DYNASTY
WHY IS CHICAGO THE WORST SPORTS TOWN IN AMERICA? BECAUSE I’M NOT THERE
WHY DOES ESPN GIVE SHANNON SHARPE A PASS AS PHILLY TAKES DOWN ESKIN?
A SAD LAST STAND: LEBRON AS A TEDDY BEAR FOR BRONNY AT … $7.9 MILLION
SAY IT AND WAIT UNTIL OCTOBER: AARON JUDGE IS BIGGER THAN SHOHEI OHTANI
WITH AMERICA’S WORLD CUP TWO YEARS AWAY, U.S. SOCCER NEEDS A NEW COACH
WITH KLAY IN DALLAS AND HOPE IN PHILLY, THE BOSTON CELTICS ARE FOR … SALE?
WHO WANTS A.I. MICHAELS AT THE OLYMPICS WHEN AL SHOULD BE USED FOR REAL?
MICHAEL JORDAN’S KID WAS BETTER THAN BRONNY JAMES — HE DIDN’T DRAFT HIM
IF THE NFL LOSES $14 BILLION, IT’S A WONDERFUL DAY FOR AMERICAN CONSUMERS
IF THEY ONLY CARE ABOUT GOLFING HANDICAPS, THEN TRUMP WINS WITH EASE
NEPO BABY IS WHAT WE’LL CALL BRONNY AS LEBRON BRINGS HIM TO THE LAKERS
WHEN I DON’T WATCH STEPHEN A. SMITH, HE IS FINISHED AS THE FACE OF ESPN
ANOTHER REMINDER OF HOCKEY’S BRILLIANCE, EVEN AS MCDAVID CAME UP SHORT
JJ REDICK SAYS HELLO BY DROPPING F— BOMBS, WHILE LAKERS FANS ONLY YAWN
SCHEFFLER KEEPS WINNING, BUT DO SEA SERPENTS AWAIT HIM AT ROYAL TROON?
WHEN BELICHICK’S GIRL WANTS TAYLOR TICKETS, HE FIGURES ELIZABETH TAYLOR
WHAT HAPPENED AT THE POST SHOULD HAPPEN IN CHICAGO: FIRE CHRIS DE LUCA
WHEN JJ REDICK ARRIVES AT THE ARENA, HE MIGHT APOLOGIZE TO KOBE AND WEST
THE ISSUE IS ABOUT THE CHICAGO SUN-TIMES, NOT ABOUT ME IN LOS ANGELES
LEBRON IS IN EMBARRASSMENT MODE, DEMANDING REDICK AND BRONNY IN L.A.
WHY TRY FINDING A NEW WILLIE MAYS WHEN WE’VE ALREADY SEEN THE GREATEST?
A CHICAGO PAPER CAN’T FUNCTION WHEN A WNBA SPONSOR SUBSIDIZES COVERAGE
THE CELTICS ARE SO PRECIOUS, WE SHOULD BRACE FOR MORE CHAMPIONSHIPS
DECHAMBEAU SURVIVES, BUT HOW WILL MCILROY HANDLE ANOTHER BREAKDOWN?
BARKLEY WILL RETIRE AND UNRETIRE, LIKE THOSE WHO’VE ACTUALLY WON RINGS
DONCIC WILL KEEP THRASHING THROUGH CRITICISM, AS MICHAEL JORDAN KNOWS
WHY IS THE GREAT SCHEFFLER STRUGGLING IN MAJORS — AND WHY, TIGER, WHY?
CLARK DESERVES THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE AS MORE VERBAL THUNDER STRIKES
TERRENCE SHANNON JR. WON A RAPE TRIAL, IN KANSAS, AND NBA STARDOM AWAITS
WHEN MIKE DOWNEY AND I REALIZED THE SPORTSWRITING BUSINESS WAS WACKO
LUKA TRAGIC FAILS AND RIPS THE OFFICIALS, WHILE CELTICS PREPARE FOR A 16-2 TITLE
AMERICA SHOULD WEEP ON JULY 4 FOR THE WONDROUS CHOMPER, JOEY CHESTNUT
JERRY WEST WAS A CHAMPION WHEN HE LOST AND ALWAYS BELONGS AS THE NBA LOGO
WHY DOES RODGERS MISS A MANDATORY MINICAMP? PLEASE DON’T SAY RFK JR.
THIS IS HOW YOU DESTROY THE CHICAGO WHITE SOX AND REINSDORF, FOREVER
WITHOUT DAN HURLEY, LAKERS ARE A NATIONAL JOKE AS CELTICS ASCEND TO NO. 18
DON’T FORGET WHO BROUGHT JRUE HOLIDAY TO THE CELTICS: BRAD STEVENS, MVP
CARLOS ALCARAZ WON’T FACE THE BIG THREE, SO WHY NOT DREAM ABOUT NO. 25?
LEAVING CAITLIN CLARK OFF THE OLYMPIC TEAM IS A PAINFUL AMERICAN BLUNDER
HERE’S THE MOMENT FOR CONNOR MCDAVID AS … EDMONTON BATTLES FLORIDA?
HOW GREAT ARE THE CELTICS WHEN KRISTAPS PORZINGIS MAKES THEM COMPLETE
HURLEY HAS NOTHING MORE TO ACHIEVE AT UCONN AND MUST TRY THE LAKERS
AN INCIDENT AT A WASHINGTON HOTEL BRINGS TROUBLE FOR THE SCARY WNBA
THE GIFTS ARE MAGNIFICENT FOR LUKA DONCIC, WHO TRIES TO BULLY UP AN NBA TITLE
IS THIS THE BEGINNING OF A TITLE RUN FOR TATUM, BROWN … AND STEVENS?
IF TUCUPITA MARCANO IS BANNED FOR GAMBLING, WHO CARES ABOUT OHTANI?
MCAFEE SHOULD BE MCAFIRED IF ESPN HAS ANY HOPE IN GOOD HUMAN TASTE
CAITLIN CLARK IS BEING ATTACKED BY MEAN GIRLS WHO WANT A PIECE OF HER
WHY THE MEDIA FAIL: SPORTS COLUMNISTS ARE DYING WHEN THEY ARE ESSENTIAL
KYRIE IRVING RETURNS TO BOSTON: THE RAGING LUNATICS WON’T LET HIM WIN
WILL TAYLOR SWIFT DENOUNCE TRAVIS KELCE’S PROBLEMATIC TEAMMATES?
JOSH GIBSON IS THE GREATEST OF ALL SLUGGERS? BASEBALL HAS BIGGER PROBLEMS
RAFAEL NADAL’S FOURTH CAREER LOSS AT ROLAND GARROS MEANS THIS: LA FIN
THE RELEVANCE OF BILL WALTON NEVER WENT AWAY, ON AND OFF THE COURT
IF CHARLES BARKLEY LOSES HIS TNT JOB, SOME OF US WILL EXPLODE IN LAUGHTER
WHEN GRAYSON MURRAY WAS SUICIDAL, WAS ANYONE IN GOLF PAYING ATTENTION?
JAYLEN BROWN BELIEVED IN BOSTON AND NOW HEARS THE “MVP! MVP!” CHANTS
THE CHICAGO TRIBUNE AND THE WHITE SOX: NEITHER CAN GET ANYTHING RIGHT
AS THE WORLD WONDERS ABOUT RACE AND MONEY, CAITLIN CLARK NEEDS A VICTORY
REMEMBER JEFF DARLINGTON’S REPORTS BEFORE YOU THINK SCHEFFLER IS RIGHT
GIVE CUBDOM A SWIG OF SHOTA — AS IN IMANAGA, WITH HIS THROTTLING 0.84 ERA
DOES STEPHEN A. SMITH KNOW THAT “AROUND THE HORN” DOUBLED HIS RATINGS?
A NEW REMINDER THAT KIDS HAVE THE POWER: RASHADA’S LAWSUIT AGAINST FLORIDA
RELIEF AND JOY FOR THE CELTICS IF THEY WIN BANNER 18 — HELL IF THEY LOSE
WHEN EDWARDS TALKS ABOUT SEVEN NBA TITLES, NO. 1 MIGHT BE COMING SOON
AS THE JAILBIRD FINISHES EIGHTH, XANDER SCHAUFFELE WINS HIS FIRST MAJOR
LUKA DONCIC MIGHT GO NUTS, BUT THE MAVERICKS ARE IN THE WEST FINALS
WHY SCOTTIE SCHEFFLER BELONGED IN HANDCUFFS AND DESERVES NO BREAKS
IMAGINE THE FALLOUT: IF GOTTLIEB WINS AS A COACH AND THRIVES AS A HOST
AN NFL SCHEDULE RELEASE? IT PUSHES US TO BRADY, BUTKER AND BIGGER STORIES
SWARMED BY THE WNBA, CAITLIN CLARK COMMITS 10 TURNOVERS AND LOSES BY 21
MESSI CARRIES ON IN AMERICA, NEARING 37, AS EVERYONE WEARS HIS PINK SHIRT
IF BRONNY GOES TO (KNICKS, WOLVES, SUNS, 76ERS), WATCH LEBRON FOLLOW
DO WE LIKE THE ALTERNATE VERSION OF KYRIE IRVING? FOR NOW, I KIND OF DO
MEET LIVVY DUNNE AND PAUL SKENES, THE NEW TAYLOR AND TRAVIS IN … WHERE?
IF LEBRON JAMES IS THE PLAYER-COACH OF THE LAKERS, HE CAN FIRE HIMSELF
THE NBA WANTS NEW YORK, NOT INDIANA, AND RICK CARLISLE WISELY SPOKE OUT
OHTANI RULES BASEBALL, AGAIN, AS A SCANDAL IS IGNORED BY ADORING FANS
WHEN ANT-MAN BECOMES JORDAN, THE NEW NBA IS DEVILISHLY COMPELLING
GREAT EDITORS ARE DESPERATELY NEEDED AT MEDIA SITES, SO WHERE ARE THEY?
WAS THIS A ROAST FOR TOM BRADY — OR A LIFE ATTACK AND CONFESSIONAL?
ESPN’S GAMBLING IDIOCY: CONGRESS SHOULD WATCH, VAN PELT SHOULD BE FIRED
BALLMER IS RICH, LEBRON IS WORLDLY, RIVERS IS VERSED — WHERE ARE THEY?
THE ONLY SAFE KENTUCKY DERBY: THROW A PARTY WITH MECHANICAL HORSES
DON’T BE SHOCKED IF COACH PRIME, AN ‘ALL-TIME LEADER,’ CRASHES A PROGRAM
I APPRECIATE CAITLIN ALONG WITH JORDAN, CURRY AND MAHOMES — AM I A RACIST?
LEBRON MUST LEAVE THE LAKERS — AND JOIN THE KNICKS, WARRIORS OR MAVERICKS
IS ANTHONY EDWARDS THE ROCKING FACE OF THE NBA? SADLY, DURANT AGREES
THANKS TO BRUNSON, AS EMBIID BROODS, NEW YORK STORMS OVER PHILLY
ROGER GOODELL IS ON AN EGO TRAIN, BUT AN 18-GAME SEASON SHOULD BE BANNED
BELICHICK THE BROADCASTER MUST FEEL GOOD AS FALCONS TAKE … PENIX?
NOT SURE IF CHICAGO IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR CALEB WILLIAMS, BUT HE’LL TRY
BUSH DESERVES HIS HEISMAN, BUT BACK THEN, IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN FORFEITED
ALREADY, THE NBA IS BROUGHT DOWN BY PLAYOFF OFFICIATING BEDLAM
CALEB WILLIAMS WANTS EIGHT SUPER BOWL TITLES — AND IN CHICAGO, WHY NOT?
HERE'S A NEW FORCE IN WOMEN’S SPORTS: NELLY KORDA, WHO WILL NOT LOSE
THIS IS WHERE WE LOVE HOCKEY, ENJOY OVERTIME AND WAIT FOR … BEDARD
A SUPERSTAR BREAKOUT WILL HELP AN NBA WITH TOO MANY PORTER PROBLEMS
IF WE WONDER HOW GREGG DOYEL BECAME A COLUMNIST, HE CAN BE FIRED
WITH AN IRAQI CREEP, A BAD TEAM AND NO FANS, REINSDORF IS DOOMED AT 88
A 15-0 EPIC IS MARRED BY PROBATION, AS HARBAUGH LOOKS AT PALM TREES
IN PRADA, CAITLIN CLARK REALIZES THE WNBA WANTS A PIECE OF HER
IMAGINE AN NBA WHERE SHAI IS STEPH AND THE WARRIORS AND LAKERS FALL
GOLF NEEDS SCHEFFLER DEARLY, EVEN IF YOU MIGHT NOT RECOGNIZE HIM
THIS IS WHY YOU ALWAYS QUESTION OHTANI, CONTRARY TO MEDIA FLIP-FLOPPING
TIGER SURVIVES THE GUSTS AND MAKES THE CUT — OF COURSE, HE DID
WHY DID O.J. SIMPSON CARRY ON FOR 30 YEARS? IT’S AN EVIL PART OF LIFE
WITH NO SHAME, BASEBALL TRIES TO CLEAR OHTANI — DON’T LET IT HAPPEN
LET’S EMBRACE THE MASTERS THIS WEEK AND IGNORE GOLF’S WARRING PARTIES
HURLEY IS THE FACE OF COLLEGE BASKETBALL — AND HE SHOULD STAY AT UCONN
BASEBALL WILL DIE FROM COUNTLESS ISSUES, INCLUDING INJURED PITCHERS
A KENTUCKY FAILURE, JOHN CALIPARI YELLS “WOOO PIG SOOIE” AT ARKANSAS
IS CLARK THE GREATEST AS A RUNNER-UP? NO, BUT THE QUESTION IS LARGER
ROOTING FOR ZACH EDEY IS SIMPLE IN THE FRAMEWORK OF UCONN’S “EASY” PREY
CAITLIN CLARK SHOULD HAVE LOST, BUT A HIDEOUS FOUL CALL SAVES HER
IN DODGER STADIUM, SECURITY STORMS A FAN WITH A FAMOUS OHTANI BALL
THE WOMEN’S GAME HAS FOUND ITS BOOM TIME — HOW LONG WILL THE RUN LAST?
SPORTS GAMBLING IS NOT MY GAME AND HERE’S WHY, FOR LOST SOULS
SPORTS GAMBLING IS NOT MY GAME AND HERE’S WHY, FOR LOST SOULS
WHO WILL DIE FIRST IN CHICAGO? THE WINLESS WHITE SOX OR THE SUN-TIMES?
CAITLIN CLARK SHOOTS A BALL INTO OUR HEARTS, WITHOUT RACISM OR SEXISM
IF HURLEY “SUCKS AT WINNING CLOSE GAMES,” WATCH AN EPIC ONSLAUGHT
AS MULKEY FINDS A NEW TARGET — L.A. TIMES — CLARK WANTS REVENGE
WHY CAN’T THE A’S ESCAPE MENACING OAKLAND AND GO TO VEGAS ... NOW?
ANYONE WHO WORE NO. 17 TO DODGER STADIUM KNOWS SENSATION IS GONE
DRAYMOND GREEN SHOULD BE SUSPENDED — FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES, PLEASE
CAN WE FIRE JIMMY PITARO AT ESPN FOR HIS GAMBLING AND MEDIA DUPLICITY?
AS THE WOMEN’S GAME TURNS INTO A SHOW, RACIAL HATE CRIMES ARE HORRIFIC
OHTANI SAYS HE WAS SCAMMED … BUT HOW DID MIZUHARA ACCESS HIS ACCOUNT?
IMAGINE KIM MULKEY VS. JEFF BEZOS IN A COURTROOM BATTLE OVER BABBGATE
EVEN IF OHTANI IS GUILTY, BASEBALL HAS ZERO INTEREST IN PUNISHING HIM
NO REASON FOR CALIPARI TO REMAIN AT KENTUCKY, WHERE ONE MEANS DONE
NO BETTER FEAT THAN KEITH DAMBROT, FUELED BY LEBRON, BEATING SHANNON JR.
DODGERS PAY $1 BILLION-PLUS AND HAVE TROUBLES WITH OHTANI, YAMAMOTO
OHTANI SHOULD BE SUSPENDED FOR ALLOWING HIS INTERPRETER TO SCAM HIM
HOW DIDN’T OHTANI KNOW HE WAS SCAMMED BY AN INTERPRETER FOR MILLIONS?
OHTANI IS BRINGING LIFE TO THE WORLD, BUT ULTIMATELY, HE MUST WIN IT ALL
THE JOYS OF MARCH — FRESH TEAMS, TEARJERKERS — MUST BE PRESERVED
THE MONSON STORY: FIRE A COACH AND WATCH HIM REACH THE TOURNAMENT
CHICAGO’S FOOLISHNESS — JUSTIN FIELDS — TURNS INTO A MUCH BETTER FUTURE
DAN HURLEY COULD WIN ANOTHER TITLE, EVEN AS HE PICKS FIGHTS WITH FANS
AT $2.4 BILLION PER YEAR, DO COLLEGE ATHLETES KNOW HOW THEY’RE CRUSHED?
PEOPLE LIED ABOUT BY DEADSPIN — MYSELF INCLUDED — ARE LAUGHING TODAY
ARE THE YANKEES DOOMED? GERRIT COLE’S INJURY IS THE SAME OLD REMINDER
IMAGINE AARON RODGERS AS AN ACHILLES TENDON TEAR IN AMERICA’S FUTURE
IN THE DESERT, NOVAK DJOKOVIC SUDDENLY LOOKS VICTIMIZED BY FATHER TIME
IMPOSSIBLE NOT TO LAUGH WHEN NFL TEAMS TRY UPGRADING IN FREE AGENCY
MARCH MADNESS IS ABOUT THE WOMEN, AS DUMB GAMBLERS SPEND ON MALE YAWNS
STEPHEN A. SAYS HE’S MORE POLISHED BECAUSE HE’S BLACK — RACISM, INDEED
TERRENCE SHANNON IS THE PARIAH OF MARCH, A YEAR AFTER BRANDON MILLER
IT’S SHOCKING HOW QUICKLY RUSSELL WILSON BURIED THE DENVER BRONCOS
THE CELTICS — JAYLEN BROWN IS STILL OPEN! — ARE HAVING A BLESSED SEASON
THE DEMISE OF SPORTS REPORTING DOESN’T MEAN ALL OF US ARE GOING AWAY
ONE MORE TIME: I’LL ALWAYS TAKE SIX DYNASTY TITLES OVER 40,000 POINTS
WE WISH OHTANI ALL THE BEST IN MARRIAGE, BUT IN L.A., PAPARAZZI AWAIT
CAITLIN CLARK LOOKS TO TORCH THE WNBA WHEN OTHER STARS HAVEN’T MANAGED
DID A TASMANIAN DEVIL AMBUSH PIPPEN? NOW HE SAYS JORDAN IS THE G.O.A.T.
GOD HELP THE BEARS IF CALEB WILLIAMS DOESN’T WIN IMMEDIATELY IN CHICAGO
WITH ALL ATTENTION ON DODGERS AND OHTANI, BASEBALL FIGHTS COLLUSION
SHOULD WE SEND THE NATIONAL GUARD TO CAMPUS BASKETBALL STORMINGS?
KERR WILL CONTINUE HIS HALL OF FAME CAREER, AVOIDING GARVEY TREATMENT
WANT TO WATCH BASEBALL? PLAYERS ARE WEARING SEE-THROUGH UNIFORMS
I HAVE A BIG TEN AND SEC HEADACHE IN THE (SOMETHING) FOOTBALL PLAYOFF
THE SOONER THE BEARS DRAFT CALEB WILLIAMS, A ``TIRED" FIELDS GOES AWAY
TIME FOR REINSDORF’S NATIONAL MEDIA MOPES TO START REPORTING THE SCAM
OHTANI IS THE WORLD’S BIGGEST ATHLETE, WITH EVERYTHING WORTH WATCHING
TROUT SHOULD ESCAPE ANAHEIM, LIKE OHTANI, AND EMBRACE THE EAST COAST
KENNY SMITH, BARKLEY, 397 POINTS — WHY EVEN HAVE AN NBA ALL-STAR GAME?
IF LEBRON SAYS THE END IS “COMING,” EXPECT THE LAKERS TO SIGN … BRONNY
IT’S UP TO J.B. PRITZKER TO TELL JERRY REINSDORF “NO!” — OR HE’S A LIAR HIMSELF
WITH NOTHING TO ADD, ROB MANFRED WILL PRESIDE OVER BASEBALL’S DEATH
CHANGING THE GAME FROM MEN TO WOMEN: CAITLIN BIGGER THAN EVER
WHEN A GUNMAN KILLS, AMERICA NO LONGER CARES ABOUT A SPORTS DYNASTY
RATHER THAN DISMISS DRAYMOND, SILVER SENDS HIM TO THE ALL-STAR GAME!
PREPARE FOR MORE DISHONESTY AS ESPN TAKES OVER THE COLLEGE PLAYOFF
TIGER WOODS IS WEARING HIS “SUN DAY RED” INSTEAD OF FIXING A LOST SPORT
NOTICE HOW THE 49ERS KILL SHANAHAN, AS FOOTBALL PLAYERS SHIFT BLAME
WE’RE WATCHING A MASTER IN MAHOMES, WHO HAS TIME TO FIX HIS DAD BOD
IF TRAVIS + TAYLOR DOESN’T FEATURE A VICTORY AND AN ENGAGEMENT? YIKES
THE BEST SPORTS MEDIA HIRE IN AGES: ANDREW MARCHAND AT THE ATHLETIC
BROCK PURDY’S RISE IS AN AMERICAN FAIRY TALE, BUT WINNING SUNDAY IS NUTS
ANDY REID IS A COACHING TREASURE AND SHOULD CARRY ON, FOR THE NUGGIES
WITH 120 MILLION WATCHING, SHOULD THE WORLD HEAR TONY ROMO’S VOICE?
NOT THAT HE AND THE OWNERS CARE, BUT ROGER GOODELL FAILED MISERABLY
PATRICK MAHOMES BEATS EVERYBODY — EXCEPT HIS FATHER AND HIS BROTHER
THE SUPER BOWL IS IN VEGAS, AS BETTORS AND DORITOS FANS SOMEHOW KNOW
SHANAHAN HAS ACHIEVED MUCH AT 44 AND MUST WIN TO AVOID A GHOSTLY 0-3
PROMISING MULTIPLE CHAMPIONSHIPS, JIM HARBAUGH IS WORTH A LONG LISTEN
AT THIS POINT, TAYLOR AND TRAVIS MIGHT BE THE PRESIDENT AND VICE PRESIDENT
DON’T COMPLAIN ABOUT EMBIID WHEN, NINE TIMES, JORDAN PLAYED 82 GAMES
THE FILTHY RICH WANT GOLF, THE NFL AND THE NBA — AND FORGET ABOUT BASEBALL
THE NBA HAS MONSTERS — 73, 70, 62 POINTS — BUT THE NETWORKS WANT MORE
ANYONE WATCHING WWE FILTH DESERVES VINCE MCMAHON’S WRONGDOING
HOW CAN 49ERS WIN THE SUPER BOWL AS PURDY STUMBLES IN BIGGEST GAMES?
WELCOME TO A TRAVIS + TAYLOR SUPER BOWL — BUT NEVER FORGET MAHOMES
THE MOST SENSE: MICHIGAN APPOINTS MOORE, WHILE DEBOER LOSES TRANSFERS
RATHER THAN FADE AWAY, BILL BELICHICK SHOULD TRY TV — BRADY OR ROMO?
JIM HARBAUGH EYES NFL GLORY IN LOS ANGELES, FLEEING NCAA SANCTIONS
WINNING FOR A FALLEN COACH WOULD BE THE LAST CHANCE FOR THE WARRIORS
WE ALL HAVE POWERFUL MEMORIES, SO WHAT’S THE POINT OF A HALL OF FAME?
BUCKS FIRE AN NBA TITLE COACH, HIRE A BUST AND NOW WANT … DOC RIVERS?
CAITLIN CLARK IS A LYRICAL FORCE UPON AMERICA, AS MEN’S HOOPS REALIZES
MAHOMES HAS ONE POSTSEASON RIVAL — TOM BRADY — BUT FORGET ALLEN
RESCUING DETROIT IS JUST ANOTHER WILD-SIDE CHORE FOR DAN CAMPBELL
THIS IS THE SEASON OF LAMAR, AND RELUCTANTLY, HE IS THE NFL’S MEGASTAR
IN THE WORLD OF JERRY JONES AND JEFFREY LURIE, PATIENCE IS “HOLISTIC”
SPORTS ILLUSTRATED DIES, PROVING ME RIGHT AGAIN ABOUT SPORTS MEDIA
JERRY REINSDORF WANTS TO BUILD A NEW BALLPARK … TRY NASHVILLE, MOPE
JIM IRSAY IS CLOSE TO DEATH, NOT REALIZING LIFE CAN VANISH AT ANY TIME
WHY JEROD MAYO IS SO SIGNIFICANT — AND NOT BECAUSE KRAFT IS “THUNDER"
ESPN’S DEATH AND INTEGRITY ROT: A WORKPLACE IN BED WITH NFL AND NBA
HOW STUNNING IF SIRIANNI LOSES HIS JOB WHILE MAYFIELD RETURNS AS A HERO
REVENGE OVER MCVAY COMES TO JARED GOFF, A WORKING MAN FOR DETROIT
JERRY JONES WILL MEET BELICHICK FOR ONE LAST HOPE, BUT IT WON’T WORK
C.J. STROUD IS A MASSIVE NEW STAR WHO RAVAGES EVERYTHING ON HIS PLATE
ADMIRE THE BONES OF KALEN DEBOER: HE SUCCEEDS NICK SABAN WITH NO FEAR
FANS SHOULDN’T HAVE BOOED JERRY KRAUSE, BUT PLEASE UNDERSTAND WHY
WITHOUT MICHAEL JORDAN, REINSDORF'S RING OF HONOR DOESN’T EXIST
ASKING FOOTBALL AMERICA TO PAY $5.99 FOR A CLASSIC GAME — IT’S WRONG
BELICHICK WILL HAVE MORE WORK — ATLANTA, MAYBE? — AND HE CAN’T STOP
NOTHING LEFT FOR NICK SABAN TO WIN AS THE GREATEST COLLEGE COACH EVER
A FOOTBALL COACH’S TRIUMPHS DON’T MATTER WHEN IT’S TIME TO GO AT 72
HOW A NETWORK WRECKED RODGERS AND MCAFEE: BLAME BURKE MAGNUS
SAD TO SAY, BILL BELICHICK, BUT HERE COMES THE NEXT PATRIOTS COACH
HARBAUGH’S 15-0 SEASON IS MEMORABLE, FOR MANY MORE WAYS THAN ONE
BEARS MISSED BADLY ON C.J. STROUD AND MUST CLEAN HOUSE — WITH WILLIAMS
WILL LEBRON, WHOSE LAKERS “SUCK,” DEMAND A TRADE TO A CONTENDER?
PAT MCAFEE BECOMES THE DEMISE OF COMPELLING AMERICAN SPORTS TALK
A RESPONSIBLE TREVOR BAUER WANTS A TEAM TO SIGN HIM — AND IT’S TIME
WHO IS LIVING IN RUMORVILLE? WE’RE NOT FORGETTING MICHIGAN’S SCANDALS
THE KIMMEL-RODGERS FEUD DESTROYS PAT MCAFEE’S SHOW AS AN ESPN FARCE
FINING DAVID TEPPER ONLY $300,000 IS A REMINDER: GOODELL MAKES $64 MILLION
WHEN PENIX JR. FINDS KALEN DEBOER IN WASHINGTON, WATCH THE PORTAL THRIVE
IMAGINE IF A MICHIGAN QB WINS TITLE, WHILE FINDING HELP FOR DEPRESSION
THE NFL’S GREATNESS, INCLUDING LAMAR JACKSON, MARRED BY OFFICIATING GRIME